Over The Top · Track 6 of 10
Wellington
A $20 dehydrator from the aisle of dreams, a famous recipe with a 'fatal twist', and the in-laws coming for dinner. Some songs should remain unexplained.
Out now on Bandcamp. Streaming everywhere from Friday 13 November 2026.
Lyrics
Family
Sometimes it’s gets too much
And you’ve really had enough
But what can you do?
In Aldi
For 20 bucks in the aisle of dreams
A dehydration machine
Suggests a scheme to me
If you can’t kill them with kindness
Try death caps from the wilderness
Oh, Wellington
When your in-laws get under your skin
Oh, Wellington
Where there’s a will, there’s a way to cash in
It’s all natural, and completely fatal
Oh, Wellington Wellington Wellington
It’s not Nagi’s fault
I changed her recipe totally
With a fatal twist so tasty
It’ll really knock ‘em dead!
White plate for me
Red for you and you and you
Our beef will soon be through
To bury and forget
Shitake happens
No-one can deny
The pride of Erin, as you
Kiss the family goodbye
